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June Pelo
13-10-16, 21:03
1. My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds … only 15 to go ...

2. Ate salad for dinner …Mostly croutons & tomatoes ... Really just
one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce ... And cheese...
FINE, it was a pizza... I ate a pizza

3. How to prepare Tofu: (1.) Throw it in the trash. (2.)
Grill some Meat.

4. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web ...

5. I don't mean to brag but… I finished my 14-day diet food in 3 hours
and 20 minutes

6. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live
longer than men who mention it

7. Kids today don't know how easy they have it... when I was young, I
had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel

8. Senility has been a smooth transition for me

9. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero
out they closed school? Me neither.

10. I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or
talented … I forgot where I was going with this

11. I love being over 70 … I learn something new every day … and forget 5 others

12. A thief broke into my house last night … He started searching for
money … so I woke up and searched with him

13. My dentist told me I need a Crown … I said, “You bet, pour mine over rocks”

14. I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and
call it a day

"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed."