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June Pelo
25-04-17, 23:36
The old family physician being away on vacation, entrusted his practice to his son - a recent medical student. When the old man returned, the youngster told him among other things, that he cured Miss Ferguson, an aged and wealthy spinster, of her chronic indigestion.

My boy," said the old doctor. "I'm proud of you, but Miss Ferguson's indigestion is what put you through college."
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A judge scowled down at a repeat offender before him. "Haven't I seen you in here many times already? And didn't I tell you that I never wanted to see you in here again?"

"Yes, Your Honor," the defendant replied. "That's exactly what I told the police officer, but he insisted I come in anyway."
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If you see me smiling, it's because I'm thinking of doing something evil or naughty. If you see me laughing, it's because I've already done it. :)