View Full Version : A Bit of Nonsense, But Fun Part 2

18-07-04, 21:22
The first time I posted this message, it was way too long, so I have split it into two parts. Part 2 follows:

To use the Auto-Unsubscribe, first undress and place all your clothes in the clothes rack. Put on the velcron slippers located in the cabinet immediately below. Enter the shower, taking the entire kit with you. On the control panel to your upper right you will see a "Shower Seal" button. Press to activate. A green light will be illuminated. On the intensity knob, select the desired setting. Now depress the Auto Unsub activation lever. Bathe normally.

The Auto-unsub will automatically go off after 3 minutes unless you activate the "Manual Off" override switch. When you are ready to leave, press the blue "Shower Seal" release button. The door will open and you may leave. Please remove the velcro slippers and place them in their container.

If you prefer the ultrasonic log off mode, press the indicated blue button. When the twin panels open, pull forward by rings A and B. The knob to the left, just below the blue light, has 3 settings, low medium and high. For normal use medium is suggested.

Now activate the device by switching to the "ON" position the clearly marked red switch. If during the unsubscribring operation you wish to change the settings, place the "manual off" overrride switch into the "OFF" positon. You may now make the chnge and repeat the cycle. When the green exit light goes on, you may log off and have lunch. Please close the door behind you.

OPTION 2: Send a message to KENT-ENG-D-rootsweb.com that contains in the body of the message the command unsubscribe.