View Full Version : Little children learn the hard way

June Pelo
22-07-05, 18:24
Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato.

Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize a cat.

Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write, and they won't let me talk!"


23-07-05, 00:51
Those are good.

I don't have a dog, but never trust 4 cats to watch your food either.