June Pelo
22-07-05, 18:24
Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato.
Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize a cat.
Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
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A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write, and they won't let me talk!"
June
Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize a cat.
Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
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A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write, and they won't let me talk!"
June