View Full Version : Satan's visit

04-10-05, 06:52
People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared
at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for
the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away
from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one
elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, oblivious to
the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked
up to the old man and said. "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

"Aren't you afraid of me?"

"Nope, sure ain't."

"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?"

"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.

"Did you know that I could cause you profound horrifying, AGONY for
all eternity?" persisted Satan.

"Yep," was the calm reply.

"And you're still not afraid?"


More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you
afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years."