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14-11-05, 07:58
They came to me via a genealogist so they are good:)
Van Gogh's Family Tree

His dizzy aunt -------------------------------------Verti Gogh

The brother who ate prunes -------------------------Gotta Gogh

The brother who worked at a convenience store -----Stop n Gogh

The grandfather from Yugoslavia ------------------------U Gogh

The cousin from Illinois -------------------------- Chica Gogh

His magician uncle----------------------------Where-diddy Gogh

His Mexican cousin -------------------------------- A mee Gogh

The Mexican cousin's American half-brother--------- Gring Gogh

The nephew who drove a stage coach ------------ Wells-far Gogh

The constipated uncle ------------------------------ Cant Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt -------------------------- Tang Gogh

The bird lover uncle ----------------------------- Flamin Gogh

His nephew psychoanalyst ------------------------------ E Gogh

The fruit loving cousin ------------------------------Man Gogh

An aunt who taught positive thinking ------------- Way-to Gogh

The little bouncy nephew ---------------------------- Poe Gogh

A sister who loved disco ----------------------------- Go Gogh

And his niece who travels the country in a caravan --- Winnie Bay Gogh

Well, there you Gogh!

14-11-05, 09:18
There is a similar joke about Rin-Tin-Tin's family, but it works only in Finnish and some of the relatives are not suitable in a "family site".