View Full Version : Some Birthday!

June Pelo
21-11-05, 22:43
A middle-aged guy took his wife out to dinner to celebrate her 40th birthday. He asked, "So What would you like, Julie? A Jaguar, a sable coat, or a diamond necklace?"

"Bernie," she replied, "I want a divorce."

"My goodness," he said, "I wasn't planning on spending that much!"

June :eek: