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Paivi T
08-12-05, 18:50
Not long ago and not far away Santa was getting ready for his annual trip, but there were problems everywhere.

Four of the elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular elves, so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit... this stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth, and two had jumped the fence and were out heaven knows where... more stress! When he began to load the sleigh, one of the sleigh boards cracked and the bag of toys fell onto the snow, spilling toys everywhere. *%&!!! let fly a very stressed Santa.

So frustrated was he that he went back into the house for a settling shot of whiskey, only to find out that the elves had been into the liquor cabinet and cleaned it out.

Deciding on a cup of coffee, Santa accidentally knocked the coffee pot onto his red suit, leaving a large black and rather warm stain on his crotch. He went to the laundry to soak his pants, only to find out that there was no more washing powder and the water in the pipes had frozen.

Just then the doorbell rang. As the elves were too pissed to answer it, Santa cussed his way to the front door and opened it. There was a lovely smiling angel with a great, big, beautiful Christmas tree.

"Where would you like me to put the tree, Santa?" she asked sweetly.

And that, my friends, is how the little angel came to be on top of
the Christmas tree...