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June Pelo
06-01-06, 17:54
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh"..... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited..... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours..... power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing..... couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition .... learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm..... car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C"..... isn't it???

October - Hate working at the M & M Factory..... got written up for throwing out all the W's.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days..... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh"..... there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

June

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