June Pelo
06-01-06, 18:54
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh"..... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited..... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours..... power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing..... couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition .... learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm..... car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C"..... isn't it???
October - Hate working at the M & M Factory..... got written up for throwing out all the W's.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days..... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh"..... there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
June
:rolleyes:
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh"..... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited..... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours..... power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing..... couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition .... learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm..... car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C"..... isn't it???
October - Hate working at the M & M Factory..... got written up for throwing out all the W's.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days..... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh"..... there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
June
:rolleyes: