View Full Version : A new kind of Valentine!

June Pelo
13-01-06, 18:01
A guy walks into a post office one day and sees a middle-aged, well-dressed balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "LOVE" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

Curious, the observer approaches the well-dressed man to ask him what he is doing. "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine's Day cards signed, "GUESS WHO?" he says.

"But why?" asked the curious man.

"Because I'm a divorce lawyer!" he replied.

June :D

14-01-06, 22:33
We're waiting for the winter to set in properly here in Finland, so the lawyers would put their hands in their own pockets for a while.