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June Pelo
23-02-06, 23:32
Ole was driving around the Vikings HHH Dome in a sweat because it was 5 minutes to kickoff time and he couldn't find a parking place and dey vus going to play "Da Bears" to boot!

Looking up toward heaven, he said "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place, by golly, I vill go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life, and I vill treat my lovely vife Lena like a lady, and by yingles I promise to give up beer even during the Vikings games."

Miraculously, a parking spot appeared.

Ole looked up to heaven again and said, "Never mind, Lord. I yust found one."

June :p

Alice Finnerty
25-02-06, 04:27
My friend a dairy farmer sent me this and i thought i would share it :) Alice

Ole is a farmer in Minnesota. He is in need of a new milk cow
and hears about one for sale over in Nordakota (that would be North
Dakota for you non Scandhoovians out there).

He drives to the Nordakota farm and looks over the cow. Ole reaches
under to see if she gives milk. When he grabs the teat and pulls, the
cow farts.

Ole is very surprised. He looks at the farmer who is selling the cow,
then reaches under the cow to try again. He grabs another teat, pulls,
and the cow farts again. Milk does come out however, so after some
discussion with the cow's owner, Ole decides to buy the cow and take
her home.

When he gets back to Minnesota, he calls over his neighbor, Sven, and
says, "hey, Sven, come and look at dis here new cow I yust bought.
Pull her teat, and see vat happens."

Sven reaches under, pulls the teat and the cow farts. Sven looks at
Ole and says, "You bought dis here cow in Nordakota, didn't yah?" Ole
is very surprised since he hadn't told Sven about his trip. Ole
replies, "Yah dats right but how did you know?

Sven says, "my wife is from Nordakota."