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24-02-06, 12:47
Two guys, Jimmy and Johnny, stand at heaven's gate, waiting to be
interviewed by Saint Peter. Jimmy: "How did you get here?" Johnny:
"Hypothermia. You?" Jimmy: "You won't believe it. I thought my wife was
cheating on me, so I came home early one day, hoping to catch the guy. I
accused her of being unfaithful and searched the entire house without any
luck. Then, I felt so horrible about the whole thing that I had a massive
heart attack." Johnny: "Oh, man. If you'd only checked the walk-in freezer,
we'd both be alive."