grampa joke

[granskare]

My grandson was lost at a large shopping mall.
He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my
grandpa."
The cop asked, "What's he like?"
The little boy replied, "Jack Daniels and women with big hooters .

[granskare]

Jimmy came in to his Grandpa and said "Grampa, will you make a sound like a froggie?" Grandpa was busy on the phone with his stockbroker and told Jimmy, "not now, maybe later".

Jimmy comes back in a little while later and says "Grampa, will you make a sound like a froggie?"

Grandpa was curious now and asked " Jimmy, why do you want me to make a sound like a frog?"