View Full Version : a plethora of blonde jokes

08-03-06, 19:12
Did you hear about the two blondes that froze to death in a drive-in movie?
They went to see "Closed for the Winter."
Did you hear about the near-tragedy at the mall?
There was a power outage, and twelve blondes were stuck on the escalators
for over four hours.
A blonde went to an eye doctor to have her eyes checked for glasses. The
doctor directed her to read various letters with the left eye while covering
the right eye.
The blonde was so mixed up on which eye was which that the eye doctor, in
disgust, took a paper lunch bag with a hole to see through, covered up the
appropriate eye and asked her to read the letters. As he did so, he noticed
the blonde had tears streaming down her face.
"Look," said the doctor, "there's no need to get emotional about getting
"I know," agreed the blonde, "But I kind of had my heart set on wire
A blonde was shopping at a Target Store and came across a silver thermos.
She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and brought it over to
the clerk to ask what it was.
The clerk said, "Why, that's a thermos.....it keeps things hot and some
things cold."
"Wow, said the blonde, "that's amazing...I'm going to buy it !" So she
bought the thermos and took it to work the next day. Her boss saw it on her
"What's that,' he asked?
"Why, that's a thermos.....it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold,"
she replied.
Her boss inquired, What do you have in it?"
The blond replied, "Two popsicles, and some coffee."


A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss asked
sympathetically, "What's the matter?"
The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my
mother had passed away."
The boss feeling very sorry for her says, "Why don't you go home for the
day? We aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."
"Thanks, but I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I
have the best chance of doing that here." The boss agrees and allows the
blonde to work as usual.
A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out
over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying. "What's so bad now?
Are you gonna be okay?" he asks.
"No!" exclaims the blonde. "I just received a horrible call from my sister
and she said that her mom died too!"