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granskare
09-03-06, 19:11
THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde patrol-woman asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde
officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
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...and then there was that blonde who got fired from her quality control position at the M&M factory. She was disgarding all the Ws.
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gotta stop and think on this one - maybe I am blonde?

didya hear about the blonde skeleton in a closet?

she was last year's hide and seek WINNER!!
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Why does it take longer to make a blonde snowman?
You have to hollow out the head...

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
Pregnant.
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