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14-03-06, 17:32
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked
the Director what the criterion was which defined whether
or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well" said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub,
then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and
ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug."
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14-03-06, 18:02
A man got a flat tyre just outside a mental asylum. He took the jack out, pumped up the car and unfastened the wheel, put the fastening nuts in the hubcap which was turned upside down on the road beside him.

A truck went by very closely and hubcap turned over and the nuts flew god knows where. While trying to figure out how to get out of his predicament one of the patients came upp to him, watched for a while and said:

"Why don't you take one nut from each of the remaining wheels, then you have tree nuts for each wheel, which should be safe enough for a trip to the nearest repair shop?"

The man did just that and showed his amazement of how the mental patient could be so smart.

"You see, I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean that I'm stupid.":D