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15-03-06, 06:26

Sven and Ole worked together and both were laid off, so they went to the unemployment office.

Asked his occupation, Ole said, "Panty stitcher. I sew the elastic onto ladies cotton panties."

The clerk looked up the panty stitcher rate - unskilled worker labor, she gave him $300 a week unemployment pay.

Sven was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter" he replied. Since diesel fitter was a skilled job the clerk gave sven $600 a week pay.

When Ole found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend was collecting double his pay.

The clerk explained, "Panty stitchers are unskilled and diesel fitters are skilled labor.

"What skill?" yelled Ole.

"I sew the elastic on the panties, Sven puts them on his head and says,