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20-03-06, 19:14
Ole, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. His fame
grew and soon people from all over the country were coming to him in
Minnesota for paintings.

One day, a beautiful young woman pulled up to his house in a stretch limo.
She asked Ole if he would paint her in the nude. This was the first time
anyone had made this request. The beautiful lady said that money was no
object; she was willing to pay $50,000.

Not wanting to get into trouble with his wife, Ole asked the lady to wait
while he went in the house and conferred with Lena, his missus. In a few
minutes he returned and said to the lady, "Ya shoor, you betcha. I'll paint
ya in da nude, but I'll haff ta leave my socks on so I'll have a place to
wipe my brushes."