Are you a B.I.T.C.H.?

[June Pelo]

Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know...
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist"

The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K., you know...
Double Income, No Kids."

The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know...
Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?'"

She replies: "I'm a W.I.FE., you know...
Wash, Iron, Fetch, Etc."

A second gal answers their question before they even ask it, "B.I.T.C.H."

What exactly is a BITCH?!? they ask in unison.
I'm a "Babe In Total Control of Herself."

So ladies, next time somebody calls you "Bitch" SMILE and say "Thank You!!"

June :p

[Karen Douglas]

I have a friend who does a lot of public speaking, especially to men's groups, and she proudly claims that she is a B.I.T.C.H.

But, she says it stands for:

"Boys, I'm taking charge here!"

Karen:D