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Juha
16-04-06, 22:32
a little bit naughty

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Juha

Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of
sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have
sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when
you have been with your partner for a short time and you are
so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when
you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex
has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your
bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when
you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass
each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means
you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at
night.

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you
cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and
screws you in front of everyone

And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called:
Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not
enough to live on.