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June Pelo
20-04-06, 02:03
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65 year old woman was able to give birth to a baby. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit. May we see the baby? one asked. Not yet said the mother. I'll make some coffee and we can visit for awhile. Thirty minutes had passed and another relative asked, may we see the new baby now? Not yet said the mother. After another few minutes had elapsed they asked again, may we see the baby now? No not yet replied the mother. Growing very impatient they asked, well when can we see the baby? When she cries, she told them. When she cries they demanded. Why do we have to wait until she cries? Because I forgot where I put her.

A true story:
A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A lone agent, a young lady, was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said "I have to be on this flight and it has to be First Class." The agent replied, "I am sorry. sir,I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help
these folks first. and I am sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone, "May I have your attention please," she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14." With the folks behind him in the line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore "F--- You!". Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir, you"ll have to get in line for that too".

June ;)