View Full Version : A couple funny ones..

June Pelo
02-05-06, 20:35
After a long, bumpy flight, our passengers were glad to finally land. They disembarked, and the other flight attendants and I checked for items left behind. In a seat pocket I found a bag of homemade cookies with a note saying, "Much love, Mom."

Quickly I gave the bag to our gate agent in hopes it would be reunited with its owner. In a few minutes, this announcement came over the P.A. system in the concourse. "Would the passenger who lost his cookies on Flight 502 please return to the gate?" :p

A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men do, showed her a study that indicated men use on the average only 15,000 words a day, where women use 30,000 words a day.

She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.

Looking stunned, he said, "What?" :D