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Gwenda
21-09-06, 22:45
What do you call a Norwegian car?
Answer: A Fjord

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Dave and Ian were drinking together.
Dave: "Your glass is empty, do you want another?"
Ian: "Now, why would I be wanting two empty glasses?"

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A theatrical agent interviewed a would-be-performer.
"What sort of act do you do?"
"I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth."
"Anything else?"
"Yes, then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth."

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