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Gwenda
01-10-06, 13:39
Before accepting a marriage proposal, take a good look at his father. If he's still handsome, witty and has all his own teeth - marry him instead!

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A husband was so stupid that when his wife gave birth to triplets, he wanted to know who the other two fathers were.

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Dave was phoning his wife from the pub.
"I know, I said I'd be home after six, but I haven't finished my fourth yet"

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Just after they got married Mr Smith gave his wife a large wooden box and encouraged her to put something away each week for a rainy day. When Mrs Smith died, her husband opened the box and found twelve umbrellas, twelve pairs of Wellington boots and twenty raincoats.

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