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Gwenda
01-10-06, 16:44
Teacher: "Sandra, where did you learn to swim?"
Sandra: "In the water Miss"

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Teacher, standing in front of the class.
"Who can tell me what a cannibal is?"
Then she noticed a girl near the back of the class talking and giggling with the girl next to her.
"Susan Clark, stand up and tell me what a cannibal is"
"I don't know, Miss", said Susan
"Well, if you were to eat your mother and father, what would you be?"
"An orphan, Miss".

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"Mummy," cried little Carol. "My tummy aches".
"That's because you haven't eaten much..... Your tummy's empty."
Carol looked thoughtful.
"Is that why you had a headache last night, because your head was empty?"

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"What did you do on Saturday, Vicky?" asked the teacher.
I went out with me mum, she done all her shopping."
"Done her shopping, Vicky?" Where's your grammar?"
"Oh, she came with us, Miss, and done her shopping as well."