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June Pelo
08-10-06, 17:53
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

June :p

10-10-06, 18:32

I went out for a very very very early Christmas dinner last night (too many to cope with in December) with a ladies club I belong to and they were in hysterics when I related this joke to them. I surprised myself really, as usually when it comes to telling jokes I cannot remember them and end up with them falling flat.

Have also circulated some of your others with the age theme, as all these ladies are of that vintage or thereabouts. All went down very well.

:) :D

11-10-06, 10:54
Originally posted by Gwenda

I went out for a very very very early Christmas dinner last night

The Christmas Creep is coming early this year isn't it?


11-10-06, 17:01
All the Department Stores here are full of Christmas stuff already. I am sure they get earlier every year.

A little story springs to mind which happened to me a few years ago. I used to subscribe to an Australian women's magazine, which took 3 months to arrive here. When I went into our local shop one day in March, the assistant said, "your magazine is in, it's the Christmas one. Is Christmas the same time in Australia?"
She was completely serious as well!