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28-10-06, 23:10
Strict is my diet. I must not want. It maketh me to lie down hungry.

It leadeth me past confectioners. It trieth my will power.

It leadeth me into the paths of starvation for my figure's sake.

Yea, though I walk the aisles of the pastry department, I will eat no sweet rolls. For they are fattening.

The pies and the cakes they tempt me.

A table is set before me with green beans and lettuce.

It filleth my stomach with liquids. My day's quota runneth over.

Surely calories and weight charts will follow me
All the days of my life and I will dwell in fear of scales forever.