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June Pelo
21-11-06, 20:32
Why do Pilgrims have trouble keeping their pants up?
'Cause they wear their belts on their hats!

What is the Turkey's favorite black tie celebration?
The Butter Ball!

How does a Turkey drink her wine?
In a gobble-let!

Did you hear about the X-rated turkey?
It's served with very little dressing!

What kind of music did Pilgrims listen to?
Plymouth Rock!

What did the turkey do in the Thanksgiving Day Parade?
He played his drumsticks!

Happy Turkey Day!

June :p