View Full Version : Glad to be drunk

05-12-06, 08:35
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the footpath and one foot in the gutter. A policeman pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

The inebriated man asked, "Officer, are you absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the policeman. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the drunk said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."