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June Pelo
04-01-07, 03:36
Lena was in bed with her lover, Sven, when she heard Ole's key in the door.
"Stay vare yew are," she said. "He's so drunk he von't even notice you're in bed vit me."
Sure enough, Ole lurched into bed none the wiser, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed.
He turned to Lena: "Hey, der are six feet in dis bed. Der shud only be four. Vat's goin' on here?"
"Nonsense," said Lena, "You're so drunk yew miscounted. Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over der."
Ole climbed out of bed and counted. "Vun, too, tree, four. Darn, yew are right at dat."

June ;)