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June Pelo
14-02-07, 23:56
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?

June

Gwenda
15-02-07, 15:53
Oh well, I failed too, I'll pass on the bed next to yours though June if you don't mind. That was a good one:o :) :D

sune
16-02-07, 11:00
A man got a flat tyre when he drove by the mental asylum in Nickby, Sibbo. He got out of the car and took the wheel off. He put the fastening nuts in the hubcap beside the road. When he struggled to get the spare on the car another car drove by very closely and the wind turned the hubcap upside down. The nuts were nowhere to find. The man didn't know what to do.

Then a patient from the asylum came to him and suggested. Why don't you take one nut from each of the other wheels? Then you have three nuts on each of the four wheels and you can drive to a garage to get it fixed.

The man did as suggested and wondered how a mental patient could be so smart.

"You see, I'm crazy, I'm not stupid." the patient answered.

Sune