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June Pelo
17-02-07, 20:08
Steven (3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight, saying, "I love you so much that when you die, I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

Brittany (4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Shocked, the little girl asked, "How does it know it's me?"

Susan (4) got the hiccups while drinking juice. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said. "It makes my teeth cough."

Diana (4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked, "So, how much do I cost?"

Marc (4) observed a young couple hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad, "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

James (4) was listening to a Bible story. After his dad read, "Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt," James asked, "What happened to the flea?"

Tammy (4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"

June :)