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18-02-07, 13:40
There are actually 15, but for the purposes of Finlander I "censored" three of them. Apologies to any men reading this.

Here they are:

1. We got off the Titanic first
2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.
6. If we forget to shave no-one has to know.
7. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her rear end.
8. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
9. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
10. We will never regret piercing our ears.
11. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
(that one is for you June!)
12. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

June Pelo
19-02-07, 22:17
Gwenda, I like the comment about chocolate. Did you know that I received over 20 pounds of chocolates for Christmas! I'm still working through them - can only eat a few at a time, they're so rich. Yum..

June :)