View Full Version : It's a bad day

11-03-07, 22:19
A little guy is sitting at the bar just
staring at his drink for half an
hour when this big trouble-making truck
driver steps next to him, grabs his
drink and gulps it down in one swig.
The poor little guy starts crying.

"Come on man, I was just giving you a
hard time," says the truck driver.
"I'll buy you another drink. I just
can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," says
the little guy between sobs. "I
can't do anything right. I overslept and
was late to an important
meeting, so my boss fired me. When I
went to the parking lot, I found my
car was stolen and I have no insurance.

I grabbed a cab home but, after the
cab left, I discovered my wallet was
still in the cab.

At home I found my
wife in bed with the gardener. So I
came to this bar trying to work up the
courage to put an end to my life.

And then you show up and drink the damn poison.