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25-05-07, 01:19
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The heaviest element known to science was recently
discovered by the scientists at Arizona State University.
The element, tentatively named Administratium (Ad), has no
protons or neutrons, thus it has atomic number 0.
It does, however, have one neutron, 75 associate neutrons,
125 deputy neutrons and 111 assistant deputy neutrons. This
gives it an atomic mass of 312.
The 312 particles are held together in the nucleus by a
force that involves the continuous exchange of meson-like
particles called memos.
Because it has no electrons, Administratium is inert.
Nevertheless, it can be detected chemically, because it
seems to impede every reaction in which it takes part.
According to Dr. M. Languor, one of the discovers of the
element, a very small part of Administratium made one
reaction that normally takes less than a second, take more
than four days to completion.
Administratium has a half-life of approximately three years.
At the end of this time it does not actually decay.
Instead, it undergoes an internal reorganization in which
the associates to the neutron, deputy associates to the
neutron, and assistant deputy associate neutrons, all
exchange places.
Some studies indicate that the atomic mass actually
increases after each reorganization.
Author: Don Kermath whose opinions expressed are his alone
and don't represent his employer.