View Full Version : How to know you are growing older!!!

Rodney K. Hasting
25-05-07, 19:07
Everything hurts and what does not hurt, does not work anymore.
The gleam in your eye is from the sun hitting your bi-focals.
You feel like the night before and you have not been anywhere.
Your little address book contains only names ending in M.D.
You get winded just by playing cards.
All of your children begin to look middle aged.
You join a health club and never go there.
A dripping faucet causes an uncontrollable bladder urge.
You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.
You look forward to a dull evening.
You need glasses to find your glasses.
You turn out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.
You sit in a rocking chair and can not get it going.
Your knees buckle but your belt will not.
Your back goes out more than you do.
You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicne chest.
You sink your teeth in a steak and they stay there.
I am glad that only 99% of the things above applies to me, and the 1% is not far off, Rodney K. Hasting