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June Pelo
01-06-07, 16:12
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.

Sorry!

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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...

She moved in with me.
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Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder.....

"What the hell was I thinking?"
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Congratulations on your wedding day!

Too bad no one likes your husband.
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How could two people as beautiful as you

Have such an ugly baby?
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I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.

After having met you ..
I've changed my mind.
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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.

I never believed in Hell until I met you.
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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...

That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...

Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.

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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)
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Happy Birthday! You look great for your age.

Almost Lifelike!
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When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.

Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.
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We have been friends for a very long time ..

let's say we stop?
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I'm so miserable without you

it's almost like you're here.
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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.

Did you ever find out who the father was?
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Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.

So we're having you put to sleep.

)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) ))))))))))))))

So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.

Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay


June