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Gwenda
07-08-07, 09:15
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door.

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband. "It is 3 o'clock in the morning and pouring with rain." He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked the wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push."

"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not. It is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring with rain outside!"

His wife said, "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? You should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man gets dressed and goes out into the rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello Are you still there?"

"....Yes" comes the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls the husband.

"Yes! Please!" comes the reply from the darkness.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.

Karen Norwillo
07-08-07, 16:05
Good one, Gwenda. I'm still laughing. Karen N