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June Pelo
20-08-07, 18:54
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.

Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."

June :)

D J Granlund
21-08-07, 16:11
June,

You brought a big smile to my face this morning. Thank you.

timren
21-08-07, 20:52
Det var en präst som tog upp en liftande tjej ... efter en stund lade prästen sin hand på flickans lår varpå hon hänvisade till bibelordet (x:xx), snabbt drog han tillbaks sin hand. Detta upprepades några gånger med samma resultat.
Prästen hade läst sin bibel dåligt och kunde inte innebörden i hennes kommentar ... väl hemkommen slog han upp sagda bibelord och läste: "Du är på rätt väg ... fortsätt och du blir salig"

//kaj