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June Pelo
14-12-07, 21:08
Words used in different ways can have funny results:

Women who love to take photographs always hope that someday their prints will come.

Musicians who don't see sharp are prone to be flat.

Men who are timid can turn a woman into a stone unless they become a little bolder.

Prayers are good for your mind, body and spirit, but have little effect on loose-livers.

Uranium cocktails are nothing to mess around with because they give you atomic ache and you will glow all night.

Santa Claus is an English teacher who has many helpers called Subordinate Clauses.

When the bases are loaded, you can try to sober them up or replace them with baritones.

Two groups that are outstanding in their fields are farmers and scarecrows.

Eskimo dinners consist of having cold-cuts all the time.

Freudian slips are not sold in department stores, but are found in closets long overdue for cleaning and being aired out.

Mean cooks beat eggs, whip cream, batter fish, squeeze the juice out of lemons, crush ice and never go to jail for it!

Animals such as cows are not allowed in the city limits even when you call them "lawn-mooers."

June