View Full Version : Ole & Clarence

20-12-07, 16:30
Ole lived across the River from Clarence who he
didn't like at all.

They all the time were yelling across the river at
each other.Ole would yell to Clarence,"If I had a vay
to cross dis river, I'd comeover dere an beat you up
good, yeah sure ya betcha by golly !"

This went on for years.

Finally the State built a bridge across the river
right there by their houses.

Ole's wife, Lena ,said "Now is your chance, Ole, vhy
don't you go over dere and beat up dat Clarence like
you said you would?"

Ole said,"OK, by yimmy I tink I vill do dat."

Ole started for the bridge but as he saw a sign on the
bridge and he stopped to read it, then he turned
around and came back home.

Lena asked,"Vhy did you come back?"

Ole said, "Lena, I tink I change my mind 'bout beatin'
up dat Clarence.Dey put a sign on da bridge dat says
"Clarence is 13 ft. 6in." "You know, he d on't look
near dat big vhen I yell at him from across da