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June Pelo
09-01-08, 20:49
Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says 'I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist'

The second guy says 'I'm a D.I.N.K., you know... Double Income, No Kids.'

The third guy says, 'I'm a R.U.B., you know... Rich, Urban, Biker.'

They turn to the woman and ask her, 'What are you?''
She replies: 'I'm a W.I.F.E., you know... Wash, Iron, Fetch, Etc.'

A second gal answers their question before they even ask it, 'W.I.T.C.H.'

'What exactly is a WITCH?!?' they ask in unison.
'Woman In Total Control Here.'

So ladies, if somebody calls you a 'Witch' SMILE ... and say 'Thank You!!'

June :)

10-01-08, 01:02
Love it! :D :D