View Full Version : Communication is the key

June Pelo
25-03-08, 19:36
A woman went to court and told the judge she wanted a divorce. "Do you have any grounds?" the judge asked.

"Just two acres," she said.

"That's not it, lady. I mean do you have a grudge?"

"No, we park the car in front of the house."

The judge was frustrated: "Does your husband beat you up?"

She replied: "No, I get up before he does."

"Then why do you want a divorce?" the judge asked.

"Because," she confessed, "we just don't seem to be able to communicate."