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sune
23-04-08, 10:03
A man was driving his sports car in the countryside. He wore shoes from Gucci, sunshades from Rayban and an Armani jacket. He spotted a man herding sheep beside the road and stopped.

You must be a sheep farmer, he said to the other man.
Yes, that's right, the shepherd answerd.
Will you give one of your sheep if I can tell you exactly how many sheep you have?
All right answered the farmer.

The man took out his laptop computer, connected i to the WAN and started surfing on the Internet. After i while he printed out a report of 150 pages, gave it to the farmer.

You have 1856 sheep he said, can I now take a sheep?
The sheep farmer said it would be all right. The man took an animal, lifted it into his car.
Can I get my animal back if I can tell you what you do for a living? the farmer asked.
All right.
You are a business consultant.
That's right. How did you know?
You came here uninvited, the first thing you did was asking for payment and you told me something I already know. Can I have my dog back now?

Sune