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June Pelo
26-07-08, 19:35
Heikki and Hilma went to counseling after 20 years of marriage. When the counselor asked what the problem was, Hilma went into a tirade listing every problem they have ever had. She went on and on: lack of intimacy, loneliness, feeling unloved, a list of unmet needs she had endured during their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the counselor got up, walked around the desk and asked Hilma to stand up. He embraced and kissed Hilma passionately while Heikki watched with a raised eyebrow. Hilma finally sat down quietly as though in a daze.

The counselor turned to Heikki and said, "This what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"

Heikki thought for a while and replied, "Well I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but not on Friday. I fish."