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June Pelo
27-08-08, 17:29
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

Gwenda
31-08-08, 23:12
June, I am very tempted to submit this to our Church magazine, but not sure if I dare - I have submitted quite a few of your jokes/stories to the mag. in the past. Well, why not?? I am "distribution co-ordinator" for the magazine, and have been for 7 or 8 years, so if they object, they can only fire me!!!!

June Pelo
31-08-08, 23:21
Gwenda,

Why not? I think everyone would get a kick out of it. Glad you're enjoying the jokes. :)