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10-09-08, 03:57
I've neutered the statements below, you can assign which ever sex you wish to one or the other category below:

After months of careful research, Procedures For the ATM Machine have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.

1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Put down your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Put window up.

7. Drive off.

1. Drive up to cash machine.

2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.

3. Set parking brake, put the window down.

4. Locate card.

5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.

6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.

8. Insert card.

9. Re-insert card the right way.

10. Dig around in the car to locate paper with your PIN written on it.

11. Enter PIN.

12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash required.

14. Check self in rear view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

16. Dig around in car to locate wallet and place cash inside.

17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.

18. Re-check self in rear view mirror.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to cash machine.

21. Retrieve card.

22. Dig around in car again to locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!

23. Give dirty look to irate driver waiting behind you.

24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

25. Redial person on cell phone.

26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

27. Release Parking Brake.

10-09-08, 21:15
Luckily all the ATM:s in Finland are placed so that you have to get out of your car to use them. And they do not dispense the cash before you have retrieved the card:)

10-09-08, 21:20
Yes, good old Otto