View Full Version : The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist

June Pelo
12-09-08, 00:48
Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading:

'Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors'

The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to read:

'Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.'

This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the sign to:

'Catatonics and High Colonics'

No go. Next, they tried:

'Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives'

Thumbs down again. Then came:

'Minds and Behinds'

Still no good. Another attempt resulted in:

'Lost Souls and Butt Holes'

Unacceptable again. So they tried:

'Analysis and Anal Cysts'

Not a chance:

'Nuts and Butts?'

No way:

'Freaks and Cheeks?'

Still no go:

'Loons and Moons?'

Forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with:

'Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends.'

Everyone loved it.